"Santa Sucks!" Candle
"Santa Sucks!" Candle
"Santa Sucks!" Candle
"Santa Sucks!" Candle
"Santa Sucks!" Candle
"Santa Sucks!" Candle
"Santa Sucks!" Candle
"Santa Sucks!" Candle

"Santa Sucks!" Candle

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$18.00
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  4oz 9oz
Diameter, in 2.36 2.87
Height, in 2.56 3.50

Warm light, familiar spice, and a little holiday mischief. This amber-jar soy candle fills a room with layered aromatics — choose from orange-spice fir for cozy fireside vibes, cinnamon-vanilla for sweet spicy warmth, exotic coconut-cream with cardamom, bright peppered passionfruit, soothing white sage + lavender, or simple unscented glow. The creamy, clean-burning soy wax and cotton wick give a steady, smoke-minimal flame while essential-oil accents keep the fragrance natural and comforting. When the flame runs low, the amber glass cleans easily and becomes a small vase, pencil cup, or bedside catchall — a functional keepsake long after the last melt pool cools. Assembled in the USA and made to ASTM safety standards, this candle brings seasonal atmosphere and everyday calm to mantelpieces, reading nooks, and kitchen counters.

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick
- Six scent options including fir-orange, cinnamon-vanilla, coconut cream + cardamom, peppered passionfruit, white sage + lavender, and unscented
- Eco-friendly, vegan, non-toxic formula — no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes
- Reusable amber glass jar that cleans for decor or storage after use
- Assembled in the USA and compliant with ASTM safety standards

Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.